Joseph: Today we
celebrate Saint Valentine;
Defended love and marriage
with his life
From Emp’ror Claudius’
ban which was malign.
And thus he quelled
the ever sad’ning strife
Reuben: We will
forget traditions of the past,
But love forever
stands and lets us know
The trials that we
face we can outlast;
Our hope-filled
hearts will vanquish any foe.
Joseph: My son, the
words you speak are very trite-
For freshmen love is
not allowed to be-
Your sorry quibbles,
put them out of sight.
Think only of “associate
degree”.
Reuben: Your
constipated soul you must release!
Joseph: Your mushy little
feelings must now cease!
Reuben: But so
insensitive you have become;
Delighting things of
beauty you ignore.
Your unimpassioned
self must now succumb,
For freshmen celebrations
do adore.
Joseph: Dear chap I
do believe you got me wrong.
I don’t command
festivities forgo.
In fact, you know,
I’ll gladly come along,
And Honor to
Creation’s Crown bestow.
Reuben: A feast in
house of Courtney we will host,
So bring your party
faces and some pies,
And to your health
dear classmates we will toast,
To gladden all your
days with this surprise.
Joseph: And Valentine’s
tradition will be kept.
Reuben: We hope our
invitation you accept.
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